How it Works
Creating your pet’s song is simple, personal and genuinely fun
Every song begins with your pet’s story. Their quirks, their personality, the little things that make them who they are. I take all of that and turn it into a custom piece of music that feels like it belongs to them.
Here is what the process looks like if you order a song from start to finish:
This is the journey to your pet's custom song:
Step 1: Choose your package
Pick the option that feels right for you and your pet.
Each package offers a different level of production, so you can choose something quick and fun or something more bespoke with a more complex production process.
After checkout, you will receive:
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A link to your questionnaire
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A link to book your virtual meet and greet (if you choose the Schnauzer)
The questionnaires are included in every package because I like to keep things classy and consistent.
Step 2: Tell me about your pet
This is where you unleash the stories.
You fill out a fun questionnaire that helps me understand your pet’s personality.
Share anything you want. Funny stories, favourite toys, nicknames, habits, chaos moments, soft moments, anything that feels like them.
The more detail you give, the more personal the song becomes.
Photos and videos are welcome. They help me understand your pet’s vibe, aesthetic, and general level of chaos.
Step 3: Meet and greet (The Schnauzer)
Next, we meet on a video call. This is a relaxed chat where I get to meet you and your pet, hear your stories in your own words and get a feel for their personality and the emotional tone you want the song to have.
Step 4: I write the lyrics and shape the song
This is where the magic happens.
I take your questionnaire and what I learned from our call and start writing. I write the lyrics first, then shape the musical direction based on the mood, personality, and energy you described.
I will check in with you throughout the process to make sure you are involved and we create the song you really want.
I use a hybrid studio workflow that blends human creativity with modern audio tools This is where your pet’s personality becomes music.
Step 5: For the Express Hamster - Emailed song links for review
If you have the Express Hamster I will upload 2 versions of the song that I have created and email you a link so that you can preview them both. Once you have listened to them, you can then decide which version you prefer and provide any feedback in the feedback section
Step 5: For the Schnauzer - Follow-up call and first listen
When the song is ready for its debut, we have a video call.
I play the draft. You react. Sometimes people laugh. Sometimes people cry. Sometimes pets look confused but supportive.
You tell me what feels perfect and what you want adjusted.
It is collaborative and very fun. Also I will often reach out during the production process to get inputs from you as I go. I want you to feel like you are part of this so that the song really feels like it represents your you and your pet.
Step 6: Final adjustments
Your purchase includes one to two rounds of small revisions.
Minor lyric tweak?
Tiny timing change?
A little mix adjustment?
Done.
Once everything feels right, I finalise the track.
Step 7: Final delivery
You receive your finished song as a high‑quality digital file.
You can save it, share it, post it, or play it for your pet while they stare at you like you’ve finally understood them on a deeper level. It is yours for personal use.
Your pet now has their own song.
A tiny piece of musical immortality.
