A personal song created from your story. The Express Hamster is the simple and speedy way to turn your pet's story into a personalised song.

Just complete a short questionnaire with your pet's story, personality, favourite quirks, and the musical style you'd like. Once submitted, your responses become the creative guide for a unique song that's crafted around the details you provide.

The process is designed to be straightforward and efficient, making it perfect for customers who want something personal and memorable without a lengthy creative journey.

What’s included:

• A custom song inspired by the information you provide

• Personalised lyrics written by our songwriter (yes, an actual human) and musical style based on your questionnaire

• One to two minor adjustments if small details need tweaking (see below)

• Two song previews to choose from so you can select the one that you like best

• A private preview link provided within 24 hours so you can listen and choose your preferred version

• Final delivery during business hours after you've made your selection

Perfect For:

• Sharing on social media

• Last-minute gifts

• Pet birthdays and celebrations

• Funny pet stories and inside jokes

• Silly surprises

• Sharing a fun pet surprise with friends and family

• Anyone wanting a personalised song experience with a quick and simple process, without the longer creative journey of a fully bespoke custom song.

The Express Hamster is designed for customers who want a fast, personalised experience guided by a short questionnaire and delivered with minimal fuss.

*A note on small tweaks:

Small tweaks cover things like minor edits, minor changes to lyrics and tweaks to the musical style. It does not include a full re-write or a full change in musical genre or style. We'll always try to do what we can, but the bigger the ask, the more it starts to look like a new song.

Want more creative input with 1:1 interactions throughout the production process including regular check ins, a face to face call and feedback instead? That's what Mini Schnauzer and our other packages are for.